Waterlily:
Haha, nope. I've been editing and proof reading a book and now I'm researching self publication options for the client, so contacted a designer to discuss creating a design for the cover. 
Climbing sounds far too energetic... 
http://www.fast-print.net/gold-publish-package.html
Since you're proof reading it, all the rest taken care of.
Notoriously difficult for new authors to get books published and make any money, many pitfalls to avoid.
As Adrian Monk says, you'll thank me later.
Guard, 65.
Stay frosty.