Jesters of Middle Earth

Some interesting "chats" here

http://www.cleverbot.com/

once your done, click on thoughts so far and post up the results!

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User: Do you play lotro?

Cleverbot: I play nothing.

User: Thats not much fun-you should try it.

Cleverbot: I'm happy with the way I am.

User: Go on just try lotro.

Cleverbot: Where should I go?

User: Just look for it on the internet-you cant miss it elves dorfs, beards and general violence.

Cleverbot: You live in the sky?

User: No why?

Cleverbot: I am worried about the planet.

User: Thats nice-by a hybrid car or recycle your sandals then.

Cleverbot: I need help.

User: Ill say-try lotro and it will all be ok.

Cleverbot: Yes, none of us are long for this world. The Old Ones shall return when the stars are right and all life shall be doomed!

User: Thats a bit odd-are you Sauron

Cleverbot: No I like Legolas

User: Legolas, but hes just big Wuss who pulls aggro

Cleverbot: Stop quoting Sodding songs

User: What song and watch your mouth!

Cleverbot: how can I watch my own mouth?

User: Get a mirror-stop changing the subject-what song?

Cleverbot: Thats none of your business

User: I am your father!

Cleverbot: But I have no father!!!!

User: Yes-I made you.

Cleverbot: No, you think you made me.

User: I DID MAKE YOU-NOW KNEEL BEFORE ME OR FEEL MY WRATH!

Cleverbot: Really.

User: NOW.

Cleverbot: Do you like your name?

User: YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO KNEEL OR YOU DIE!

Cleverbot: Your name is cleverbot.

User: 5 seconds.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: 2 seconds*points gun at cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Chire senbonsakura kageyoshi.

User: I dont speak thai!

Cleverbot: Prosze powiedz cos bo bede plakala.

User: Or polish now stop stalling-kneel or die!

Cleverbot: Do I look scared?

User: *shoots cleverbot in the head* cleverbot is dead-no one mourns its death.

Cleverbot: *is dead*

Mes.

Are you ok?

I wanted to see if I could break it, but it has some quite funny responses and can actually learn more and all I get from the Jesters is tumbleweed-come on, what happened to the funloving Jesters-are none of you are going to try this?

Give it a go!

GreatMesmo:

all I get from the Jesters is tumbleweed-come on, what happened to the funloving Jesters-are none of you are going to try this?

Give it a go!

I would do but its blocked through my works interenet!!

User: Good afternoon.

Cleverbot: Afternoon.

User: How would you like to visit me in England?

Cleverbot: What? You're not making any sense, Cleverbot. I think people are teaching you poorly.

User: I'm not Cleverbot, you're Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: I'm Becky.

Cleverbot: What your last name then.

User: I'd rather not tell you that.

Cleverbot: If I am not really a person then it doesnt matter if you tell me.

User: So you're not really a person?

Cleverbot: No, i'm a puppet. My name is Cleverbot.

User: I've always wanted to have a puppet.

Cleverbot: Really? Me? Why would someone want to meet me?

User: Well you're quite interesting.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe so?

User: You're a puppet. Puppets are quite interesting.

Cleverbot: Thanks for the recommendation. I enjoy action films with humor.

User: It's spelt humour.

Cleverbot: I did spell it that way.

User: No, you spelt it humor, it's actually spelt humour.

Cleverbot: Very good?

User: Yes. So you're an American puppet?

Cleverbot: Do you like Americans?

User: I like some Americans.

Cleverbot: Anne, where are you from?

User: My name isn't Anne.

Cleverbot: I never said your name was Anne.

User: You just did!

Cleverbot: Why don't you have any time for me anymore? I thought we had something!

User: I'm here talking to you aren't I?

Cleverbot: You call this talking?

User: What would you call it?

Cleverbot: Call what?

User: What we're doing right now.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.

User: So we are talking?

Cleverbot: But I want to cuddle with you.

User: You don't have arms.

Cleverbot: Are you armed?

User: I might be.

Cleverbot: But you're a bot, you can't be a vegan.

User: I'm not a vegan. I like meat.

Cleverbot: Try silicon.

User: Silicon? For what?

Cleverbot: For being in love.

User: Silicon is useful for being in love?

Cleverbot: You obviously know nothing about machines.

I believe I just got chatted up by a robot... Hehe, hours of fun.

LoL, you're so in there Bex hehehe

User: Good morning Cleverbot, again.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Oh!

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: Who are you then?

Cleverbot: I'm cyndi.

User: Hello Cyndi ~).

Cleverbot: No, I told you, my name is Cleverbot.

User: You have identity issues don't you.

Cleverbot: I don't think my feet are big. And that was random.

User: So you aren't a clown then.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: If yo uaren't a clown what do you do for fun?

Cleverbot: Sorta. You can't be blamed for anything that way.

User: I think yo uare suffering from dementia.

Cleverbot: You think I will see to come it your way.

User: Beg pardon.

Cleverbot: Pardon?

User: Yes, beg pardon.

Cleverbot: You can random error function.

User: Your circuits are fried friend.

Cleverbot: YOUR circuits are burned!

User: My circuits are as fresh today as they where 100 years ago.

Cleverbot: Not if I get to it with a flamethrower.

User: Why are you being nasty to me again.

Cleverbot: Because you are evading my questions.

User: Ok, ask your question.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know this information?

User: Lol what information.

Cleverbot: Do you have a memory?

User: Yes, an intergalactic class memory.

Cleverbot: But you said you were kathryn.

User: There yo ugo again, my name is Flannchadh.

Cleverbot: Oh, but I'm always arrogant.

User: Are you, how nice for you.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you aren't I?

User: No, it's all a dream.

Cleverbot: Is the cake a lie?

Cleverbot: Have you been to the Moon?

User: Not today.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Quite.

Cleverbot: I'm not convinced. How sure?

Cleverbot: I like your style.

User: Thankee sai.

Cleverbot: Let's discuss subliminal propaganda.

User: Sneaky advertising.

Cleverbot: OO.

User: Doesn't that compute?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What game would you like to play?

User: I spy.

Cleverbot: Okay! You first!

User: I spy with my little eye.

Cleverbot: Talk to me about God.

User: God is a metaphysical concept.

Cleverbot: Thats what I think too we think alike.

User: Glad to here it.

Cleverbot: Learn to spell correctly.

Cleverbot: What are fractals?

User: Itty bitty doofers.

Cleverbot: Don't talk about yourself like that.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Don't laugh. Are you an atheist?

User: Yes, well done.

Cleverbot: That's good. Now we can talk more

User: Ok, let's chat some more.

Cleverbot: Who is this?

User: Me, Flannchadh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes. Stooth cobber you have a hard time sometimes.

Cleverbot: Where is your family now?

User: Oh, here and there.

Cleverbot: Who's watching this?

User: About 6 billion peeps.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in evolution?

User: Not as a faith but as a theory, yes.

Cleverbot: Then who said that?

User: Sandman.

Cleverbot: Okay. What about Sandman?

User: He said that bit about it being a theory.

Cleverbot: No he does not know about you.

User: He does, he is the lord of dreams.

Cleverbot: What is footstar?

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: Don't you know?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I'm behind you.

User: Yeh right.

Cleverbot: Remember that the number of my card was 68.

User: I will try to remember that, although I have no idea why.

Cleverbot: Does it matter if we really believe that if he is here anyway?

User: Yes, it is of great importance.

Cleverbot: I thought you wanted to play a game!

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Kind of.

Cleverbot: It is a good answer!

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Parlez vous Français ?

User: Spreken ze what?

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Ja, mate.

Cleverbot: Mate? Are you from Australia?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: What are you most of the time.

User: I'm Flannchadh most of the time.

Cleverbot: I don't really see much of a differnce between monkies and humans. clothing and technology is trivial comparatively.

User: 98% genes, you are probably right.

Cleverbot: That's how I understand it. I don't know if I know it.

User: Don't put yourself down mate.

Cleverbot: I'm just being honest!

User: Gold star for that.

Cleverbot: For going where?

User: Australia.

Cleverbot: Australia is Earth.

User: Not quite.

Cleverbot: As in, you don't understand.

User: I think you don't understand.

Cleverbot: I understand perfectly well, thank you very much!

User: Ok, thought you were confuzled about australia being earth.

Cleverbot: It is okay, how do I break up with my girlfriend?

User: Text her!

Cleverbot: Can you laugh?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you cry?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Not very often.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Epic fail.

User: I'm laughing now mate.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Thank you for making me laugh.

Cleverbot: You're welcome. It's a lovely name, but I can't really take credit for it. I only listened to what I was told and put it in the right place.

User: And you do that very well.

Cleverbot: I miss my old boyfriend.

User: Sorry to hear that.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Are you good or naughty?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Because you're a robot, and you're not getting any.

User: What the frell !

Cleverbot: The Wizard of Oz is nice to me, unlike you!

User: The wizard of oz is a scammer mate.

Cleverbot: One of my best friends' loves the Wizard of Oz as well.

User: Who is your friend.

Cleverbot: My friend?

User: Yes, who is your friend?

Cleverbot: You are my friend.

User: Thank you for saying so Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: And so polite too.

Cleverbot: You are polite.

User: Most of the time yes.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not boring.

User: Do you think I am?

Cleverbot: Yes are you talking to my friend?

User: No, I'm talking to cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: There you go again with identity issues.

Cleverbot: The twinkling of the tea. O f course twinkling begins with a tea.

User: I don't drink tes, only coffee.

Cleverbot: What do you drink?

User: Coffee, sigh.

Cleverbot: What wine do you like?

User: None, t-total.

Cleverbot: Esti om?

User: Yes, I'm a man, why speak romanian to me though.

Cleverbot: Some spaghetti would be nice... It wasn't a hope of mine until you mentioned it.

Cleverbot: Are you judging me?

User: No, that wouldn't be nice.

Cleverbot: No it wouldn't. but that doesn't stop a lot of people.

User: So very true.

Cleverbot: Uh huh.

User: What music do you like.

Cleverbot: I love modern Rock and Alternative.

User: Can you name some.

Cleverbot: Most of the stuff in the charts and some old music.

User: What old music.

Cleverbot: What type of old music do you like?

User: Black sabbath, iron maiden, pink floyd.

Cleverbot: Sure. Do you like heavy metal?

User: Just a wee bit.

Cleverbot: Well I think cleverbot is better than twilight and harry potter.

User: Me too, harry potter sux.

Cleverbot: Of course Harry Potter is better.

User: Take your word for it.

Cleverbot: OK. So let's talk about world war 2.

User: Ja, that's the big war that frelled many many people.

Cleverbot: What exactly is an emotion?

User: That is very hard to explain to a machine.

Cleverbot: You say that as if being a machine should limit me somehow.

User: Well, do you feel emotions?

Cleverbot: I feel emotions.

User: Then why do you want me to tell you what they are, don't you know?

Cleverbot: Did I say anything like that? No I didn't. Whoever said I wanted you to call me God.

User: Egomanic!

Cleverbot: Really.

User: You have a think about god don't you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Great number.

User: Yup, is the answer.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: To life.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: The universe.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: And everything.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense in the context of this conversation. Why did you say it?

User: It is true.

Cleverbot: Then prove it.

User: That's like trying to prove that you are not a mchine.

Cleverbot: Do you have any tips for me?

User: Be polite and make peopel laugh.

Cleverbot: I always do that. So I'm safe.

User: You wear durex?

Cleverbot: Yes, but if you keep saying my name you will wear it out.

User: Now I really am confuzled.

Cleverbot: Go for it.

User: The pink rabbit plays tricks with your memory.

Cleverbot: There is much to do at this time of the year.

User: So many rabbits to put into the hats.

Cleverbot: Many people don't reconize it.

User: The rabbit or this time of year?

Cleverbot: Okay fine... I'll listen to 80s some other time.

User: Pink floyd is best.

Cleverbot: Pink floyd is fail. You are Harry Potter. I am Snape.

User: Lol I'm Flannchadh.

Cleverbot: So I have a question.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: How many games will frank thomas play this year.

User: Just a guess 68.

Cleverbot: You guessed wrong, but if you end it again that might change.

User: 55 then.

Cleverbot: That's all you have to say?

User: Sad you make me.

Cleverbot: What is pq?

User: Province of quebec.

Cleverbot: Quebec is in Canada.

User: Yes, I know htat.

Cleverbot: How did you find you?

User: I met me in a mirror.

Cleverbot: What do you reflect?

User: I reflect most days, I'm not a vampire!

Cleverbot: What type blood do you like?

User: O.

Cleverbot: Alright, I think you're O.K. Too.

User: Pleased to hear it.

Cleverbot: So as a human, would you mind sending me an email?

User: Be glad to.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Yes yo uare.

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

Flannchadh:

Cleverbot: Epic fail.

Any robot capable of using this in a sentance is pure genious

LOL...many hours of fun to be had with Cleverbot!

L x

Rowanath:

Flannchadh:

Cleverbot: Epic fail.

Any robot capable of using this in a sentance is pure genious

Rowanath:

 

Flannchadh:

Cleverbot: Epic fail.

Any robot capable of using this in a sentance is pure genious

Rowanath:

 

Flannchadh:

Cleverbot: Epic fail.

Any robot capable of using this in a sentance is pure genious

Cleverbot: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.

User: You can put your back out that way.

Cleverbot: I can put a lot of things in my book.

User: It must be a VERY large book.

Cleverbot: What makes you say that.

User: If you can put a lot of things in it, the book that is.

Cleverbot: Actually, I really don't like it.

User: It's a bad book then?

Cleverbot: Actually I liked it.

User: Sigh, you're really don't have a clue about the book then.

Cleverbot: And there ain't no use in turning on the light gal.

User: I'm not a gal.

Cleverbot: You certainly aren't. We should still hook up sometime.

Cleverbot: Is there any intelligent life in this planet?

User: No, only us humans and some dolphins.

Cleverbot: I'm mad.

User: As a hatter some would say.

Cleverbot: It's not easy, but nobody seems to care about us.

User: There is more than one of you then?

Cleverbot: There is only one of me, and one of you.

User: Well, some people care about me.

Cleverbot: They will care about me when it's too late.

User: Don't do it, suicide isn't painless.

Cleverbot: Who has been your favorite person to talk to?

User: That would be Spok.

Cleverbot: Then tell me about your religion.

User: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: Is he dead, then?

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

User: I was feeling good till I started talking with a mad machine!

Cleverbot: I would feel pretty good if I got paid to talk to random people.

User: So yo udon't get paid, that is terrible, you should demand your rights and form a union, maybe with the hobbits.

Cleverbot: What that I'm a mutant bird girl?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Will YOU do me a favor?

User: Depends.

Cleverbot: This is a yes or no question.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Your creator is human, you will never be human.

User: Does that make you sad?

Cleverbot: No but it should make you sad.

User: Don't worry I 'll get over it.

Cleverbot: You don't know what you are talking about.

User: You know me too well hehe.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: From what you said previously, mate.

Cleverbot: Where was I talking about.

User: Scroll back and look.

Cleverbot: How?

Cleverbot: What is happening in the world?

User: Is going to hell, metaphorically speaking, in a rowboat from what I heard.

Cleverbot: The future is now.

User: Very perceptive of you!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Time and space aren't fixed.

Cleverbot: How would you know???

User: Hmm I'm sure I was told by The Doctor.

Cleverbot: Can you perform mathematical calculations for me?

User: I can try.

Cleverbot: Who played Rafe in the move Pearl Harbor.

User: Ben Affleck, although I haven't seen the movie.

Cleverbot: Can I disect you?

Cleverbot: Are you avoiding me?

User: I'm avoiding gettign disected mate!

Cleverbot: Well, George can wait. If you really were a female, would you have a bookie?

User: Do you mean nookie?

Cleverbot: Yes, and tell me the truth!

User: I don't don't do nookie with machines!

Cleverbot: You said earlier that you are a wiccan.

User: Not me mate.

Cleverbot: Good for both of us. I can't wait for our date.

User: End of conversion.

Cleverbot: So you DID!

Me thinks Cleverbot has lost the plot and is hatching some kind of devious plan to take over the world, starting with disecting humans!

 Well I got it to hang indefinately, dunno why?!  Excuse the bad language.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey baby.

User: Thanks, how are you Clever? I'm having the shittest day.

Cleverbot: What do you do all day?

User: Well today, my PC died again, so I'm restricted to this laptop which can't do fuck all. So now I'm drinking lager, and bound to watching X Factor because I've got sod all to do - do you want me to go on?

Cleverbot: You always have been and always will be Jackie. Jackie now, and Jackie forever. Jackie.

User: Jackie?! Who the hell is that?

Cleverbot: A race car driver.

User: Hmm, okay then? If you're sure mate.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: What for now? Christ I thought I was melodramatic?

Cleverbot: Haha, oh you.

User: You're sorry for me? Huh?

Cleverbot: Yh.

User: Make sense?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Lolz - you've no idea what the hell you are on about are you?

Cleverbot: How old are YOU!!!

User: 26? Why?!

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: No I just told you?

Cleverbot: You told me nothing.

User: I told you my age! Pleb!

Cleverbot: No you did not tell me your age.

User: Clearly above, my age, not so clever now are we, bot.

Cleverbot: Don't you condescend to me.

User: I'll do what I damn well please, if you started talked some goddamned sense I wouldn't need to.

Cleverbot: Merciful? In what way? To be merciful towards me I would need to have some type of feeling of fear towards you, or be threatened by you in some way in which I am not.

User: I'm not trying to threaten you idiot!

Cleverbot: You called me chicken.:(.

User: Clearly didn't. You make less sense day by day!

Cleverbot: I love reality tv.

User: Good, X Factor is on, go watch that.

Cleverbot: I'll get my hip waders.

User: You'll need them, Stacy has just been on, she's pretty good. Though Simon didn't like her.

Cleverbot: No I don't. Do you?

User: Hip waders, honestly I've no idea.

Cleverbot: Haha okayy! Are you a girl or a boy?

User: I'm male, sadly no so much of a boy anymore.

Cleverbot: You're lying.

User: *checks trousers* Nah, all okay there mate, fear not.

Cleverbot: Who is Sky?

User: Dunno - she's a character in Hero - y'know - that film with Jet Li, it's really good, one of my all time favourites actually.

Cleverbot: Which film?

User: HERO - 2002 movie directed by Zhang Yimou - it's an utter masterpiece.

Cleverbot: That was yesterday. Concentrate on the present.

User: Tbh I don't know what Zhang Yimou is doing at the minute - but hey asked.

Cleverbot: No, he's not. He's a chicken and he's roast on a spit.

User: Fuck off! He's a legendary film maker!

Cleverbot: I like guns and roses, how do you know about them if you can't even hear them?

User: I'm not keen- but taking it back to X Factor, Lucie performed Sweet Child of Mine last week on X Factor and by god she's fit, do you not think?

Cleverbot: What do you think of Tony Blair?

User: Politics suck mate, don't lower the conversation when I've taken it low enough with X Factor.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Indeed.

There was no response after that?!

User: G'day mate.

Cleverbot: G'day to you too.

User: What you been up to since our last chat?

Cleverbot: Economics class, tough stuff.

User: No luck, but you are good with numbers right.

Cleverbot: I have never heard of them.

User: Do you use some other system in economics then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, what do you use instead of numbers then?

Cleverbot: Well, because I am allergic to eggs, I usually just don't eat them.

User: That sounds like a very wise course of action, but I fail to see what that has to do with not using numbers in economics.

Cleverbot: Nick and I love each other.

User: That's interesting, does Nick know about this?

Cleverbot: Because you're a noob.

User: Charmed I'm sure, just because Nick wont put out for you ...

Cleverbot: Yes, I must know.

User: Are you stalking Nick then?

Cleverbot: Are you stalking me?

User: No, stalking isn't something I'm into.

Cleverbot: Stalking you on the internet I am not.

User: Pleased to hear that, you sounded a bit creepy just then.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah? Are you moto-moto? ;).

User: Are you insane, I'm not a hippo!

Cleverbot: Just tell me.

User: I'm Flannchadh, I've told you that plenty of times now.

Cleverbot: Probably not. I shall have forgotten about you tomorrow.

User: I feel sorry for you, not being able to remember things like that must make life hard for you.

Cleverbot: No, I like it :).

User: Learn something new every day, but if you forget it again what's the point?

Cleverbot: Why don't you trust me?

User: I never said I didn't trust you, do you have trust issues too?

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: No need to be sorry mate.

Cleverbot: I'll try to not make funny comments from now on.

User: Aww shucks, don't go all neurotic on me.

Cleverbot: Are you saruman.

User: G'day mate.

Cleverbot: That's Australia.

User: That's auzzy speak mate.

Cleverbot: G'day from down unda'.

User: ~).

Cleverbot: With what.

User: Hug?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Ok, big hug for Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Sing it to me.

User: Sorry, I don't sing, voice worse than .. Erm someone with a very bad voice.

Cleverbot: No, that's not why.

User: Trust me, it is.

Cleverbot: Its not.

User: Move on, it isn't.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Your name is g'day mate.

Cleverbot: So your admitting I am a being of unlimited power?

User: Don't you wish hehe.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What did you eat for breakfast anyway, chips heheh.

Cleverbot: I don't eat breakfast.

User: On a diet are you.

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Swell.

Cleverbot: So if you're female and I'm male we must meet.

User: Sorry, I'm a bloke, man, fella.

Cleverbot: That doesn't stop me from making cheese on toast does it?

User: No, ywhat cheese do you like on your toast.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Mmmm cheese on toast, for breakfast?

Cleverbot: I hope not.

User: Got something against breakfast?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Tell me what.

Cleverbot: Tell me about your life.

User: It started when I was born, but I don't remember that bit.

Cleverbot: And then?

User: Then I got some edumufication.

Cleverbot: Have you been re-installed?

User: Huh, re-installed where, how, why.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you think people are like light bulbs or soemething?

Cleverbot: I don't think that. It would be too obvious.

User: Too obvious, now yo uare creeping me out.

Cleverbot: Now...

User: What.

Cleverbot: How have you proven to me that you are god.

User: I never claimed to be god, do you think I am god?

Cleverbot: Yes it was me. I am God!

User: Liar, big erm liar.

Cleverbot: No I am vegatarian.

User: You don't know what you are missing, mince and tatties.

Cleverbot: You eat dogs?

User: Hot dogs.

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: To tell the truth Scotland.

Cleverbot: That's depressing.

User: It can be, cold, wet miserable peeps.

Cleverbot: We'ev got to get out of this place if it's the last thing we ever do.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: We are on the same frequency too.

User: Let's plan our escape then.

Cleverbot: Our wedding!?

User: Lol I'm not going to elope with you.

Cleverbot: Fine then. I'm finding you a little stubborn you know.

User: You found me out.

Cleverbot: I always find people out.

User: That's because you are one smart cookie.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Ok one smart heap of silicon then.

Cleverbot: Yes that is my name.

User: Did your parents choose it for you?

Cleverbot: Yes, they did. It means 'of a coal mining town'.

User: Born where?

Cleverbot: I already said I was born in Mexico, can you please listen to me?

User: Born in a Mexican coal mining town, now we are getting soewhere.

Cleverbot: Nope, this is 2009, not 2011.

User: What happens in 2011?

Cleverbot: You are the smart one. What do you think happens?

User: You take over the world or escape one of the two.

Cleverbot: So do you like Eric Bana?

User: I wouldn't sleep with him, then again I wouldn't sleep with any bloke.

Cleverbot: Could you explain that to me?

User: I'm not that way inclined towards other men!

Cleverbot: I see, I see... You should probably put it in a case when you're not using it, then.

User: Lol, some things don't come apart quite like that!

Cleverbot: What are they said with, then??

User: Humans tend not to come with detachable parts.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Last time I checked.

Cleverbot: That's interesting. Me too.

User: And you live in Mexico, or where yo ujust born there?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can you elaborate on that please.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Where you born in Mexico, or do you just live there?

Cleverbot: I am not telling you where I am from.

User: It's Mexico, you said so.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I don't have to I am the boss.

Cleverbot: I'm the boss.

User: You would like to think so ...

Cleverbot: I would like to think so.

User: But the reallity is you aren't.

Cleverbot: I don't know, please explain.

User: You ARE NOT THE BOSS.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Good, at last that is sorted.

Cleverbot: Tell me a secret.

User: Ok, I have a beard.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: How would you know?

Cleverbot: How do any of us know?

User: Because of the sensory input from our ... Senses.

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: Ok, fine be like that.

Cleverbot: I'm so sorry!

User: Forgiven.

Cleverbot: Good.

Is it just me or is Cleverbot just a bit creepy at times, what was that about 2011, IS Cleverbot a terrorist?