LMAO! but so true..
That being said, it is rumoured that orcs are particular to a certain dance routine. So whilst it is true the "one does not simply walk into Mordor" it is possible to waltz into mordor...
and a 1.2.3, 1.2.3, 1.2.3...
Stole this from our dearly missed Acteon... I think it's important that its still out there :)

Apevidor - Elf Huntard... (apparently)
Davandir - Elf Warden
Daveno - Hobbit Guardian
That's the crew. All names copyright my little pinkee. :)